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By Aaryan & Rayhaan WARNING! RATED NO SERIOUSNESS Fly away or crack away this is the time, time for some laughing eagles. Imagine laughing eagles for a minute funny, right? But in all seriousness, what am I talking about. We’re laughing eagles and see the sign NO SERIOUSNESS ALLOWED!!! EITHER NOT BE SERIOUS FOR THIS OR YEAH, THAT’S REALLY IT!!!! Let’s do some joke math. Yup, you heard or read me right; We are going to do some joke math. Now the most simple problem 0+0=0. Now something a little harder. 0+1=1 and 1+0=10. Now I’d like to tell you that the there is no commutative property in joke math. Now here are some basic facts 2+3=23, 3+2=32, 45+55875875=4555875875. J.K. the last one isn’t basic. Now let me tell you that joke math only lets you do addition. So this addition makes problems fun and easy. Let’s do one more… 686187651968792+8225469525768972659=6861876519687928225469525768972659. I hope you learned how to do joke math. (AARYAN)Now anybody know about lego? Visited legoland? Well I went to Legoland and I know a thing or 2 or 3 or 4 about legos. So I’m going to turn it over to one of my friends to tell me about legoland and legos . So let’s get ready for an INTERVIEW. What got you interested in lego? (Rayhaan) I got interested in lego because it looked cool and you can build anything out of it. (AARYAN) So at that point you were interested in building. So Let's dig deeper. What got you interested in building? (Rayhaan) I got interested so just DEAL WITH IT. (AARYAN) Apparently Rayhaan is done with this interview. GOODBYE! Jokes only Pokemon fans get
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Shared by Lakhi R. Q: You can catch me but never throw me. What am i? A: A Cold Q: Wednesday, Tom and Joe went out and ate dinner. They left after they paid the bill. But if Tom and Joe did not pay the bill then who did? A: Wednesday; Because in this case Wednesday is the third person, not the day. Q: What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? A: Your name. Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: your breath Q: Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards? A: Racecar. Word Play!Hard and Fun Riddles
Shared By Grace and Sivapriya Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because seven was hungry and ‘seven ate nine’ (7, 8, 9). Q: A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed. 'The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing? A: Happy Birthday Q: There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write? A: The brilliant student wrote down: ‘This.’ Q: Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive? A: Quit imagining Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A: Very large hands. Q: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? A: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see the butter fly (butterfly) Q: What can you catch but not throw? A: Cold |
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